Happy Wednesday, Chino!

I moved to Chino to be closer to nature, but one thing I did not expect was that nature would also be close to me. I feel like Iโ€™ve seen so many dead birds in Chino that I never saw in the city. Never fails to still give me that mini panic.

me when i see yet another dead animal on the sidewalk

If youโ€™re like me, well, weโ€™re in good hands โ€” the Animal Resource Center of the Inland Empire recently opened and you can call them for assistance! We called and they were there promptly the next day. Thank you ARC!

As always, we have an action-packed issue just for you.

Letโ€™s get into it.

Here are some things that happened around us, in 60 seconds or less:

(I know this has been getting longer, cuz weโ€™re getting better at finding news. Maybe we keep growing the list but keep saying โ€œ60 secondsโ€ and all of Chino become speed readers?)

Business & Development

  • ๐Ÿข Chino Hills City Hall sprinkler flood damage is projected to cost $4.5 million to fix.

  • โ›ฒ The Fountain in the College Park roundabout is to be replaced. Some contenders are: a smaller fountain, a decorative tree, โ€ฆ or an obelisk?

  • ๐Ÿ›ฃ Eastvale is looking for folks to adopt a roadway. For a full list of locations, look at their IG post here and sign up at Eastvaleca.gov

  • ๐Ÿž Toastique has opened in Chino Hills โ€” acai bowls, gourmet toasts, smoothies! Check out the menu!

  • ๐Ÿฃ DEAL ALERT. Sushi One Spot Corona is having a happy hour special daily 8-10pm, where a beer is only $1 for all-you-can-eat customers. Iโ€™m in.

  • ๐Ÿ‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ RITFIT is opening in Chino Hills, Aug 22nd. 15350 Fairfield Ranch, STE A. Visit for challenges, gifts, snacks! RSVP here.

The Bulletin

if a cool social media manager redid the hamster above

  • ๐Ÿคณ WEโ€™RE HIRING! Looking for a wiz with fresh meme ideas and editing skills. Forward to a student who might be interested! Part-time, hybrid, 3h/week to start, $25/hour. Email a resume or link to portfolio, or DM us: [email protected], or instagram.com/thechinochew

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฎ Ever wanted to be in the Chino PD?! This is your chance. Many positions open, apply here. Great benefits, great people.

  • ๐Ÿ Free motorcycle rider training by Chino PD - Aug 23, 7:30am-2pm at Living Waters Church. Sign up here.

  • ๐Ÿถ ARC Inland Empire is hiring an animal caretaker! $44-59k salary annually, apply by 8/22. Apply here.

Community

  • ๐Ÿ Chino Hills fall recreation guide is live!

  • ๐Ÿ‚ Did you hear about the bull thatโ€ฆ went to school?! There was a sudden bull appearance in Jurupa Valley School but these teens lassoed him in!! See the amazing video here.

  • ๐Ÿˆ High school football season is starting! Who will you root for? The Chino Hills Huskies, Chino Cowboys, Ayala Bulldogs, Don Lugo Conquistadores, or the Ontario Knights?

(donโ€™t worry, this section isnโ€™t sponsored. youโ€™ll always know when something is sponsored.)

๐Ÿ” This week, the Ultimate Burger Smackdown returns for our second candidate, Kenwoodโ€™s Kitchen & Tap (see their menu here)! Weโ€™re on the search for Chino & co.โ€™s best burger around.

I know I shouldโ€™ve gotten the regular burger to give Farmer Boys (our first candidate) a proper comparison, but I had the Chino Chew company card and I couldnโ€™t resist ๐Ÿคฃ So I got the Bourbon Bacon Blues Burger - bacon jam, bacon, blue cheese, garlic aioli, and grilled onion. I think it was around $18.

The burger patties were juicy and cooked slightly over medium, and the bourbon bacon jam added a sweet savory taste that really was nice with the punchy blue cheese. BUT some parts of bacon were rock hard and overcooked, which was not great. Fries were standard.

Final verdict: 4/5 ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ‘. Post on IG coming soon.

๐Ÿช…Herd It Around Chino

And FINALLY, your ultimate weekend planner for Chino and beyond. Weโ€™re small, please help us out by submitting events here.

Wednesday, August 20

  • ๐Ÿ›๏ธ City Planning Power Hour: Chino Planning Commission meeting, 13220 Central Ave, 6pm. Democracy in action!

  • ๐ŸŽจ Parks & Rec Commission: Chino Hills Parks and Recreation Commission meeting, 14000 City Center Dr., 6pm. Where playground dreams come true.

  • ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ Solo Artist Spotlight: Paul Rozsa Solo Art Show and reception, 14250 Peyton Dr., 6pm. Support local talent!

  • โ™Ÿ๏ธ Chess Masters Unite: Summer Chess Club at 4200 Chino Hills Pkwy, Suite 400, 2-3:30pm. Runs Wed/Thu through Aug 28, $25/month. Details here.

  • ๐ŸŽธ Electronic Indie Vibes: STRFKR rock band at The Glass House, 200 W 2nd St, Pomona, 7pm. Tickets at here.

  • ๐ŸŽค Blues Jam Night: Open Mic at Mt Baldy Brewery, 1223 Airport Dr, Upland, 6-8pm. Billy's guitar meets Tommy's harmonica!

  • ๐Ÿง€ Cheese Please, Market Squeeze: Chino Hills Farmers Market at The Shoppes, 3:30-8pm.

Thursday, August 21

  • ๐Ÿ“š School Board Session: Chino Valley Unified meeting, 13461 Ramona Ave, Chino, 6pm. Education decisions made.

  • ๐ŸŽญ Seuss Returns: "Seussical the Musical" at 13123 Seventh St, 7pm. Also Friday! Tickets $15/$12 here.

  • ๐Ÿš— Burger & Chrome: Classic car meet at In-N-Out Eastvale, 4950 Hamner Ave, 6-9pm. Animal style meets classic style.

  • ๐Ÿ Pasta From Scratch: Ravioli Making Class at Mito's Doner Kebap, 168 W Willow St, Pomona, 7:15pm. 2-hour class, wine included. Was $95, now $75 here.

  • ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Thursday Market: 909 Thursdays at the Union, 350 N Garey Ave, Pomona, 5-9pm. Local goods, local vibes.

  • ๐Ÿˆ Football Night Lights: High school football at Chino Hills Husky Stadium, doors open 6pm. Chino Hills vs Glendora showdown!

  • ๐ŸŒฝ Farm Fresh and Fancy Free: Norco Farmer Market at 3954 Old Hamner Ave, 5-8pm. Support local and pretend you'll actually cook all those vegetables.

Friday, August 22

  • ๐ŸŽฏ 55+ Social Hour: Chino Hills 55+ Club at Community Center, 14250 Peyton Dr, 10am. Register at 9:30am.

  • ๐Ÿฉธ Life Saving Mission: Blood drive at Chino Valley YMCA, 5665 Pine Ave, Chino, 10am-4pm. Heroes needed!

  • ๐ŸŽธ Taproom Tunes: CC Stugino at September Tap Room, 15912 Pomona Rincon Rd, Suite 130, Chino Hills, 8-11pm.

  • ๐Ÿฅพ Sunset Hike: Moderate 4.5-mile hike at Chino Hills State Park, 4721 Sapphire Rd, 6-7:30pm. Join the locals!

  • ๐Ÿป Happy Hour Hangout: Upland & Friends Meetup at Left Coast Brewing, 980 N Haven Ave, Ontario, 6-9pm.

  • ๐Ÿ’ƒ Dance & Party: Banda y Cumbia Classes at Remix Ontario, 4481 Ontario Mills Pkwy, 8pm-2am. Class until 10pm, then party!

  • ๐Ÿ•บ Ballroom Social: Dance night at RhythmAddict, 9651 Business Center Dr, Building 15, Suite A, Rancho Cucamonga, 9pm doors. $10 entry for all ballroom styles.

  • ๐Ÿ˜‚ Dinner & Laughs: Comedy Night at Gozo Kitchen & Lounge, 4125 Riverside Dr, Chino, 7-10pm. $65 tickets here.

  • ๐Ÿง€ Charcuterie Craft: Board-making class at Graze Craze, 420 N Main St, Suite 103, Corona, 6-8:30pm. $40 here.

  • ๐ŸŒŸ Glow Party: Summer Glow in the Park at Ontario Town Square, 224 N Euclid, 6-9pm. $5 entry for illuminated fun.

Saturday, August 23

  • ๐ŸŽจ Artist Workshop: Seiwi Liu workshop at Chino Hills Art Gallery, The Shoppes, 7pm. $10 suggested donation.

  • ๐Ÿšš Trucks & Tacos: Custom truck show at Prado Park, Chino, 7:30am-7:30pm. $15 park entrance fee.

  • ๐Ÿ“– Author Talk: "Surprising Things I Learned While Writing a Historical Novel" with Wayne at Ovitt Family Library, 215 E C St, Ontario, 10am-12pm.

  • ๐Ÿฅ‹ Women's Defense: Self-defense class at Holistic Healers Community, 820 N Mountain Ave, Suite 225, Upland, 1-2pm. Critical thinking meets hands-on techniques.

  • ๐ŸŽต Live Tunes: Katie Ferrara at The Shoppes at Chino Hills, 5-7pm. Local talent showcase!

  • ๐Ÿค  Western Shopping: Sip and Shop at Rancho Boots and Wear, 1171 Sixth St, Norco. Western wear up to 50% off all day.

  • ๐ŸŽƒ Early Halloween: Summerween Wicked Fest at Yucaipa Performing Arts Center, 1-9pm. 70 Halloween vendors, free entry. Fall vibes in August!

  • ๐ŸŽธ High Energy Night: Rapture Band at 2120 Porterfield Way, Upland, 7-10pm. Sing-along classics, pop, rock, and R&B dance party.

Sunday, August 24

  • ๐ŸŽจ Paint & Pint: Brushes & Brews at Skyland Ale Works, 1869 Pomona Rd, Corona, 3pm. $30 tickets at here.

  • ๐Ÿง˜ Sound Healing: Sound Bath Sundays at 232 Harrison Ave, Suite H, Claremont, 1:30-2:30pm. $44 for zen vibes, get tickets here.

  • ๐Ÿง˜ Yoga & Picnic: Morning session at Red Hill Park, 7484 Vineyard Ave, Rancho Cucamonga, 10am. Free with suggested donations.

  • ๐Ÿ“ Pickle Power: Pickup pickleball at Palomares Community Park, 499 E Arrow Hwy, Pomona, 2-5pm. Courts by the train tracks in back.

Thatโ€™s it for this week! If any of this was helpful to you, send this to someone who thinks iced coffee counts as hydration.

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Have a great weekend, Chino ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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